Inadvertent Hiatus

Sorry to both our readers for the long delay...I was busy trying to figure out how to gain the starting punter's job by stabbing our starter in the leg...I mean, I've been sick.

Fearing that Tim Tebow has gotten any ideas, Chris Leak has found a way to lock up his right arm in a chastity belt.

Meanwhile, Robert Johnson and Casey Dick have been throwing switchblades at Mitch Mustain's right arm.

Five of those switchblades were intercepted.